The Making of a Turducken.
Step 1: Sous vide chicken and duck separately.
Step 2: Stuff the chicken inside the duck with a layer of sausage and bind it all together with meat glue ‘cause that’s the kind of badass you are.
Step 3: Sew the chicken and duck inside the turkey. Show those motherfuckers who’s boss.
Step 4: Take the beast out of the oven; laugh like a maniac.
Step 5: Slice and serve (no bones!).
Step 6: Rejoice.