Playing sports
Some people:
Me:
Oh god I HATED soccer. Dad made me play anyway but good lord, no.
Soccer with lazy elephants, however….
Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”
Elephants: they’re just like us (part two).
(via thedailycourtney)
Lord knows I love elephants, and lord knows I like to weird M. out with my (fake) sexual fantasies (Ollie North and the Contras, anyone?).
However.
Even I have my limits.
(You’re welcome, darling.)
PS: Before we put this out of our minds forever — the back:

Herd of elephants go on drunken rampage after mammoth booze up
India seriously sounds like my kind of place.
(Countdown to my first trip there next February!)
Oh.my.goodness!!!
Michael Durham via The Oregon Zoo (via celebzaredum:nprfreshair)
(Source: crooksh4nks)
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