Since we all had some fun talking (a tiny bit of) smack earlier today…
How bummed is Julia Allison that all of Mitt Romney’s sons are married?
‘Cause I think if we’ve learned anything from Rockstar Diaries, it’s that Julia should be a Mormon.
Just think!
She could have it all…
A husband with a very well paying job
…and a predilection (not to mention real knack!) for taking a million flattering photos of her
Picture-perfect children
Internet fame
And, with a Romney on her arm, REAL money behind all that brass.
A ready-made Stepford Life to walk right into.
Oh and also!
They don’t drink!
Neither does she
(as we all know)
Yes.
Julia Alison should marry a Romney.
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