Thought for Food

April 21, 2008

dear nora,

Bravo just announced that Top Chef is holding a casting call for Season 5 in NYC on Sunday May 11th at the The Culinary Institute of America.

Oh you big sweetheart! I can’t tell you how much I need a morale boost right now. This little note from you is it. Thank you.

It’s tempting. They’ve never had a food blogger as a contestant. And now that they’ve had lesbian lovers on the show, they’ll be looking for something new to titillate viewers … my usual hammy antics might serve them well. Plus we all know I’ve never met a camera I don’t like (from the left only, please.)

Of course, they’d figure out damn quickly that I’m not much of a cook, but I can fake it for at least an episode.

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