Thought for Food

Oct 27, 2009

Why settle for the divine Mr. M.?

… when there’s a man like this out there?

Seriously, you have to listen to the messages a “very particular” man named Dimitri left for his would-be paramour — a woman who gave him her business card when he hit on her in a bar (the international symbol for I’m going to be polite to get you out of my face but DON’T CALL ME).

PS: Sadly, he reminds me of an ex-boyfriend who told me in an email that I’d live to regret breaking up with him because he had, and I freakin’ quote, a “perfect penis.”

(Via Smitten.)

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